Okay, it's not a den, it's a web page, maintained by the infamous Elvish Pillager. Granted, I'm not particularly infamous. Plus, my web page isn't very well organized.
In real life, they call me Eli Dupree. That name is just a novelty here; it's very likely that you, the reader of this text, will never enter into my real life. The most that's to be expected is for you and I to send yet more text at each other, either by e-mail - or, if you're feeling awesome, by joining my favorite IRC channel, irc.freenode.net's #r'lyeh.
In the meanwhile, I divide the rest of the content on my web page into the following sections (except for an increasing amount of stuff I don't link to from anywhere.)